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Jasen's "Crap I find on teh Intertubes" - Offensive emoticons
April 29, 2008

Offensive emoticons

Boobicons

(o)(o) Perfect breasts

( + )( + ) Fake silicone breasts

(*)(*) Perky breasts

(@)(@) Big nipple breasts

oo A cups

{ O }{ O } D cups

( ^ )( ^ ) Cold breasts

(o)(O) Lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) Pierced Breasts

(p)(p) Hanging Tassels Breasts

\ o /\ o/ Grandma’s Breasts

( - )( - ) Against The Shower Door Breasts

| o | | o | Android Breasts

($)($) Martha Stewart’s Breasts

(oYo) Wonderbra breasts.

Assicons

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

(_(_) (_!_) (_)_) Shake that ass!

Dickicons

8===D Dick

8D A Cold dick

:-) -: Smilie with an erection

:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).

:-( -8 Blue balls.

;-) o===8 Braggart.

:-\ 8o After a cold shower.

;-) ===8 Circumcised.

8-O –* Just before doubling over with pain.

:-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.

:-) :-… Taking a leak.

:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.

:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.

B=D Short penis

B~~D Limp penis

B==Q Prince Albert penis

-> teeny peenie

Vaginicon

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